Cooking bacon for BLT's, minding my own business. Then, out of no where, something...or someone...dive bombs it into my sizzlin' bacon grease, Kamikaze style!
"What species would be so foolish as to jump into a pool of piping hot bacon grease?" I thought. A closer look revealed it to be a small spider. This small spider must've had spirit, though. Was it a dare that caused this brave soul to plummet to its death?? Or was it the end of a tragic love scene?? Perhaps it felt no one cared. Whatever the reason, this spider is now crispier than my bacon!
(Some legs got detached when I rearranged it for a better view.)
2 comments:
I'll bet that spider was religiously following GPS directions like that one time on The Office when Dwight and Michael ended up in a lake because that's where they were instructed to turn!
I agree with your mom, as always.
Dan says he hears that spiders taste good, but I don't think he's ever had a fried one before.
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